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The               JFK               assassination               junkies               are               proof               enough               that               you               can               fool               all               conspiracy               theorists               all               of               the               time.

The               plethora               of               people               who               find               it               easier               to               accept               that               at               the               very               least               a               thousand               people               would               have               had               to               be               involved               in               the               public               assassination               of               a               President               who               would               have               been               the               easiest               politician               in               American               history               to               blackmail               than               find               it               easy               to               accept               that               one               lone               nut               could               have               pulled               off               an               extremely               doable               job               with               a               rifle               leave               little               wonder               that               some               of               the               most               memorable               characters               in               American               TV               history               have               been               conspiracy               nuts.

Here               is               a               list               of               my               top               conspiracy               theorists               or               paranoid               wingnuts               in               TV               history.

Les               Nessman:               WKRP               in               Cincinnati.


               Les               Nessman               was               the               bespectacled               news               reporter               for               the               low-watt               Cincinnati               radio               station               of               this               sitcom               from               the               late               70s               and               early               80s.

Nessman               appeared               in               every               episode               with               some               kind               of               band-aid               or               bandage               or               sling,               though               his               injuries               were               rarely               explained               or               even               alluded               to.

Nessman               was               a               product               of               the               Cold               War.

Like               George               W.

Bush               and               terrorists,               Nessman               saw               Communist               lurking               on               every               street               corner.

But               his               paranoia               extended               to               the               personal               as               well.

Besides               believing               in               pretty               much               every               conspiracy               theory               imaginable,               he               Nessman               also               always               seemed               to               believe               that               he               was               the               butt               of               a               joke               almost               as               impossibly               comprehensive               as               the               JFK               assassination               conspiracy.
               Les               Nessman's               trail               of               conspiracy               actually               wound               up               turning               him               into               a               Marlowe               on               his               way               to               a               meeting               of               the               heart               of               darkness.

Nessman's               Kurtz               turned               out               to               be               his               own               father,               whom               Less               discovered               in               one               episode               actually               had               been               a               card-carrying               Communist.

Just               as               with               most               members               of               that               hardly               exclusive               club               of               victims               of               the               Communist               Witch               Hunt,               it               turned               out               that               Les               Nessman's               father               was               hardly               an               enemy               of               the               state.

The               whole               Communist               Witch               Hunt               episode               in               American               history               reveals               the               lunacy               present               in               the               soul               of               all               conspiracy               theorists.
               The               Lone               Gunmen.


               Perhaps               no               conspiracy               theorists               are               quite               as               out               there               in               their               search               for               the               truth               as               Langly,               Frohike               and               Byers.

They               not               only               fully               bought               into               the               ridiculous               JFK               assassination               conspiracy,               but               also               believed               in               any               number               of               truly               fantastical               conspiracies.

In               fact,               the               Lone               Gunmen               themselves               could               point               to               only               one               other               human               alive               who               believed               in               conspiracies               more               outrageous               than               they               did:               Fox               Mulder.

Fox               Mulder               is               not               one               of               my               top               conspiracy               theorists,               however,               because               he               believed               in               factual               conspiracies               and               not               theories.
               Dale               Gribble:               King               of               the               Hill.


               Dale               Gribble               remains               my               all               time               favorite               conspiracy               theorist               and               one               of               my               favorite               Dale               Gribble               episodes               of               King               of               the               Hill               is               about               what               happens               to               Dale               when               he               finally               realizes               that               all               the               hard               evidence               conclusively               points               to               the               fact               that               the               only               possible               positioning               for               the               bullet               that               killed               JFK               was               from               behind               and               to               the               rear.

That               particular               episode               also               provides               a               perfect               opportunity               to               reveal               the               paranoid               mindset               at               work               inside               Dale               Gribble:
               "The               U.S.

Postal               Service               is               bogged               down               in               the               most               elaborate               sci-ops               campaign               in               history.

First               they               fatten               us               up               with               all               those               two-for-one               pizza               coupons.

Then,               when               we're               too               logy               to               put               up               a               fight,               they               sell               us               off               to               the               Red               Cross,               who               removes               our               kidneys               which               go               back               on               the               pizzas,               to               start               the               process               all               over               again."
               It               is               no               coincidence               that               in               addition               to               being               a               conspiracy               nut,               Dale               Gribble               is               also               a               gun               nut.

Have               you               ever               noticed               how               paranoid               members               of               the               NRA               are?

I               am               willing               to               bet               that               if               you               could               devise               a               test               to               provide               an               analysis               of               the               brain               chemistry               at               work               in               conspiracy               nuts               you               would               discover               that               it               is               exactly               similar               to               anyone               who               owns               more               than               two               guns.
               Kramer               and               Newman:               Seinfeld.


               Okay,               so               Kramer               and               Newman               aren't               really               all               that               huge               of               conspiracy               nuts,               but               in               one               two-part               episode               they               really               rise               to               the               occasion.

Remember               the               episode               where               Elaine               starts               dating               druggie               and               former               baseball               player               Keith               Hernandez?

There               are               two               extended               sequences               that               use               a               dead-on               parody               of               the               infamous               silly               "back               and               to               the               left"               scene               in               Oliver               Stone's               JFK               to               give               Kramer               and               Newman               the               ability               to               create               a               conspiracy               theory               about               "one               magic               loogie."               The               JFK               parody               segments               of               this               episode               were               probably               the               absolute               peak               of               comedy               on               this               somewhat               overrated               sitcom.
               Bill               O'Reilly.


               Odd               thing               about               this               actor               who               plays               a               conspiracy               theorist:               Bill               O'Reilly               can               identify               a               factual               conspiracy               when               it               is               staring               him               in               the               face,               yet               he               is               able               to               put               together               lunatic               conspiracy               theories               that               almost               make               the               JFK               theories               look               believable.






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